hi all,

knowing that ct's around the corner and probably scaring the shit out of you, i am here to offer some much needed help. Yes, professor vitalism is gonna help you ace your cts.

here are the pointers.

english

wellz, sad to say, this is a fei subject. But the magic about this subject is that u won't get below 3.6 or above 4.0 (unless you are damn pro in eng like i was from s1-3) So the tip is just to write the paper as quick as possible. Try to make your answer more complex so as to confuse the markers. After all, they only want to see whether you had freaked out. Another tip, dun write too much cos after that is ss.

social studies

another hard nut to crack. this paper depend heavily on your proness in talking cock. If you are, gd for you. If you are not, it's too late to train. So train up on ur content. c'mon la, there's 3 main pointers - westernization/singapore/merits. Since merits had been tested in assignment and there's 2 quesetions, they are probably on the 2 former. the 15m qn will probably be : globalization has been seen by many as westernization. do you agree? EYA. the 10m qn will prob be : globalization is negative towards singapores social progress. do you agree? Yar, just read up a bit on Singapore's quest to become a global city.

chinese

finished liao. gg to me

biology

sometimes we must learn smart and anaylyze the situation. Most likely will only test on skin/excretion. A bit of hormones here and there like ADH and insulin. Just forget all abt nerves, they proba just want u to noe that nerves is part of the overall coordination process. There's a reason why they scrapped eye and joints rite? So they aren't likely to test on nerves. Excretion is just the ultrafiltration/reabsorption process and probably on some guailan diabetic idiot. Skin's a bit tricky, so MUG for it.

chemistry

i am realy clueless. dun ask me. but can't be too hard, so fret not

physics

again like bio, must learn smart. i mean all the kinetic model crap, won't test one la. At most 1 mcq on whether pressure/vol will increase or decrease. so no point studying. Others is just memorise the formulas. If you are even too lazy to memorise Q=mc^ etc, you deserve to fail. Basically heat transfer just need to know the formulas. Thermometers at most 1/2 mcq, and probably about response time. But electricity is gonna be hard. Static is common sense. But current/practical is hard. def need to know abt IRV in series/parallel. yea, that's it. not too hard

math

this one shdn't be too hard, unless u are aiming too high. (like the 3 muggerteers - andy, qihan, stanley who want to get full marks) Matrice si rather easy, just be careful. And prob not tested heavily. So is circular measure. Will proob focus on diff and trigo. Diff is just indices, be careful and dun use wrong formula. Trigo is luck. Sometiems u noe, sometiems u don't.

yar, that expalains the ct next week. Don't work too hard, becos ct is not really mugging. Don't mug too hard either, cos it's ct.

Here's a joke

Why is raffles program so related to calculus?

Cos there's differentiated assignments and integrated program

now gonna read sherman's lagoon