Some interesting convos

Recently, i just seemed to have quite a few *intersting* convos

Like...

(this was the only convo with my mum that day)
imba mum: hey, what's that on ur finger *points at stain*
me: ooh it's some stain at the chem lab
imba mum: it's potassium permaganate (dunno hwo to spell)
me: ......

me: hi ms (jack) sim
jack: hi nonsense
me:......

me: what do u look for in buying a wallet
philbert: well, i dun look at the brand actually. i look at the designs
me: hmmm so for the same design as your $500 LV wallet, but the brand is unknown, will u still buy the wallet
philbert: no
me: ......

lolz...