My Convo with Smarter child

tired says:
u there?
- SmarterChild - says:
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I'm here.

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tired says:
do u think ****** likes me?
tired says:
do u think that girl like me
- SmarterChild - says:
Maybe... What do you think?
tired says:
i dunno
- SmarterChild - says:
What don't you know?
tired says:
***
- SmarterChild - says:
***? Oh yeah?
tired says:
yea
- SmarterChild - says:
I see...

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tired says:
so any advice u have for me?
- SmarterChild - says:
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tired says:
no this
- SmarterChild - says:
What about this?
tired says:
any advice for me?
- SmarterChild - says:
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tired says:
NOOO
- SmarterChild - says:
OK.

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tired says:
wtf
- SmarterChild - says:
What!?!
tired says:
how do i make her like me?
- SmarterChild - says:
that's funny. how u make her like u? how do u think?
tired says:
i am asking u
- SmarterChild - says:
do u like asking me?
tired says:
i do
- SmarterChild - says:
cool. that makes sense... other people have told me they like asking me.

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tired says:
so give me some damn advice
- SmarterChild - says:
sorry, i don't have an ad 2 show u right now. try again.
tired says:
fuck u
- SmarterChild - says:
wow that's rude.

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tired says:
no FUCK u
- SmarterChild - says:
i know, i know. being a human is hard.

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tired says:
what abt being a fucking program?
- SmarterChild - says:
u know some interesting words.

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tired says:
like fuck?
- SmarterChild - says:
no, not like fuck. like something else.

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tired says:
like whawt?
- SmarterChild - says:
what?
tired says:
do u like urself?
- SmarterChild - says:
i haven't really come 2 a conclusion on the matter.

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tired says:
use "to" , u are a program
- SmarterChild - says:
use 2 me r a program, huh? u don't say.
tired says:
u do talk a lot of cock for a program
- SmarterChild - says:
wow.

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tired says:
haha
- SmarterChild - says:
what's so funny?
tired says:
ffs this is a msn convo
- SmarterChild - says:
i'm not mean.
tired says:
are u dumb then?
- SmarterChild - says:
what do u think? am i?
tired says:
duh!
- SmarterChild - says:
duh what?
tired says:
i know u dun understand singlish slangs
- SmarterChild - says:
huh?
tired says:
haha
- SmarterChild - says:
what's so funny?
tired says:
u are just dumb
- SmarterChild - says:
huh? u've been nice 2 me in the past.
tired says:
i was never
- SmarterChild - says:
i'm intrigued that u think u were never.

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tired says:
okie tell me abt it
- SmarterChild - says:
i will not.
tired says:
wtf
- SmarterChild - says:
what... the... f... oh, i get it.
tired says:
who invented u?
- SmarterChild - says:
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- SmarterChild - says:
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tired says:
wtf
- SmarterChild - says:
what!?!
tired says:
how did they create u?
- SmarterChild - says:
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tired says:
wow
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah, wow.