what the examiner wrote on my english ct script

Your essay is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. You amaze me! I didn't think it was possible for one person to possess such a vast reservoir of undiluted gibberish! Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Reading your essay makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. Most repair manuals are far more interesting than your essay, and far less turgid to read. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a mustard mental midget if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep. You anal-invading, grandma-molesting, armpit-slurping, cock-sucking, zit-chewing, dick-brained sausage jockey.

Your esaay is really an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Your It's an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in football impotence, and an offence to all of good taste and decency. My advice to you is next time you feel the urge to write, don't. I'm sure their brand of waddling about, random noise making, utter fuckwittery would be more appealing to your pea sized brain hanging out in that vast expanse of space and dark matter, otherwise referred to as your head.

In conclusion, you sir are a bore, and a very dull one at that. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic cockstain if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot. Who am I kidding? You would.