Tuesday, August 15, 2006

From Africa with Love - Analysis

FROM VERA WAHABAR.
ABIDJAN COTE D IVOIRE

Dearest David
I wish to solicit your help in migrating to your country and assistance with my funds.

Briefly, I am a Sierra Leonean National and the duather of late Dr and Mrs. VERA WAHABAR. Until their death, my father was the General overseer of the Diamond Mine in Kanema Sierra Leone. The military forces loyal to the Government of Ahmed TIJAN KABBAH invaded our house and assassinate my father and killed my mother also. The (RUF) mistaking him for his brother FELIX WAHABAR who is the deputy to the leader of the revolutionary United Front (RUF ) FODAY SANKOH. After this incident i knew i was not safe in my country any more so i gathered some valuables in our family villa and escaped for my dear life in the to Abidjan Cote dIvoire.

Among the valuables was a file that contained details of a deposit my father made in a security company in Abidjan Cte dIvoire. He deposited 17.5 million US dollars contained in a trunk box in my name as containing family valuables.my father made this money from the sale of Gold and diamonds during his time as the General overseer.

Now that i am in Abidjan and verified the transaction, we need your assistance to move this funds out of Cte dIvoire for investment in your country as i cannot invest here due to its nearest to my country and the war still going on there. i ask you to scout for a viable and lucrative business,
so that i can invest wisely. I have it in mind to give your 20% of the total sum (17.5 million US Dollars), and 15% share in any investment we will embark upon if you assist me. i will also set aside 5% of the funds for ancillary expenses which you will make in course of this transaction- fax messages, phone calls, air tickets etc.

This fortune i have revealed to you should remain confidential as it only you who i have told about it.
This transaction, needs and deserves to confidential between you and my family as you our parent are on longer alive. Please get back to me on receipt of this message for futher directives. Note that this transaction is risk free.

Best regards
VERA WAHABAR.


Walan, got this kind of stupid letter again. The first time i read it, i actually half believed it. Now, it's just plain humorous seeing how these losers spend so much cooking up a story to humor us.

Firstly, the first line makes the letter a joke, abt migrating to Singapore. I'm sure a normal african has even heard of Singapore, and worse still, think of migrating here! Lol

Secondly, this bastrad din even bother checking up the diamond business in Africa. Although Sierra Leone is indeed laden with diamonds, Western companies actually control most of the diamond deposits and store them (just to manipulate the demand/supply flow and jack up the price)

Thirdly, this bastard din bother checking up the geopolitics situation in Africa too. Although ivory coast has superstar soccer players like Didier and Drogba, it is politically and socially a very volatile place, arguably worse than Sierra, so why would any sane person bother saving his money in Ivory coast?!?!

Forthly, i don't really give a damn about your family history so why bother telling me about your family history? And since your uncle opposes the government, how can your father be the bloody manager of a government diamond company?

Fifthly, read the last line, "Note that this transaction is risk free". How the hell can money transactions from a war-striken corrupted country be risk free? If it's risk free you woldn't approach me liao. This sentence just gives yourself away, showing how despo you are to con people.

Lastly, i decided not to keep this letter confidential by publishing it in my blog. muahahahahahahhahaha

Anyway, seeing such a poor attempt to con people from this noob and stupid conman wannabe, i sent him/her a detailed letter teaching him how to con people more convincingly. If you follow my advice and manage to con more people, pls do remember my email and wire me some money.

Thanks,

From Singapore with Love <3

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